Evil monolith Apple hasbegun a villainous programto nobble children from the warm arms of their base PCs with ominous - sounding “ field trip-up . ” These trips do lead to a theater of operations , but not one with grass and trees and sunshine . This is a field of meth , of whitened charge card , of Al , and of shameful minimalism . certainly , Apple has its glistening white coating of pedagogy . The ( apparently free ) one - hr trip can accommodate up to 25 impressionable youngsters . “ lease the children make projects using easy - to - understand computer software like iMovie and iPhoto ! ” the site exclaims . “ Or they can bring in a labor they ’ve already create and turn our store into a theater , ” the site explains . “ Free liothyronine - shirts ! ” furthers the site . Well , Apple , rent me tell you this . I will not “ bring my enthusiasm , ” and I will not permit you “ bring the rest . ” Children should frolic in parks , not museum - like electronics shops . The thymine - shirt do look sort of sweet , though . [ TUAW ]
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